Nostradamus PREDICTS VIKINGS WIN SUPER BOWL!

[69vikefan]

Super Bowl Win
by frehleyscomet on Nov 14, 2009 2:02 PM CST 27 comments

(Note from Gonzo: It's not every day that I promote FanPosts to the front page, but. . .well, I'm a big Nostradamus mark, and this is awesome. I might have to start doing this more often. For now. . .enjoy!)


NOSTRADAMUS PRDICTS VIKINGS WIN SUPER BOWL!

Nostradamus Quatrains Of The Centuries
Century IX
Quatrain IX

Four dawns past the inverted name of the beast shall arise a four eyed heir to the throne, name unpronounced, in favor of the god, the child.

Twin brothers in celestial dispute, Mars at its zenith, shall defend the stronghold.

The great son of apostle Peter lie in tandem with the 22nd man of the serpent, reign upon the battlefields as the Taylor waits patiently for his cloth.

The Bear, Lion, Eagle, shall no longer be welcome, victory blood green to purple, the spoils of war earned.

Amazing that it has taken the Grassy Knoll Institute this long to decipher this coded yet so simple a quatrain. It was staring at us right in the face.




Line Number One:
The first line, Four dawns past the inverted name of the beast, set a time of this event. The beast is known as the Anti-Christ, and will be recognized by the mark of three sixes. An inverted six is a nine, three sixes inverted are three nines. Or todays date, 09/09/09. Add the four dawns, or four days, and you have Sunday September 13th, 2009, opening day for the Vikings. Coincidence, I think not.

The second part of line one, shall arise a four eyed heir to the throne, name unpronounced, is crystal clear when you look at it in modern times. A four eyed heir. Brett Favre wears number 4 on his jersey, but the quatrain clearly states four eyed. The question you have to ask is, where is Brett Favre from? No, not Green Bay, but from his home town state, Mississippi. A four eyed state.

Continuing, Brett Favre has risen to royalty status, and has taken the throne of the team, the quarterback. The name unpronounced, Favre, which is phonetically spelled incorrectly, is a name not pronounced.

The last part of line one, in favor of the god, the child. This can only refer to Brett Favre and Brad Childress. Favre in many fans eyes is a godlike figure, a savior, especially to Brad Childress, the coach of the Vikings. Childress risked his entire career on Favre, forsaking Jackson, laying favor upon Favre. Interesting tidbit about one word, the "Child," or the Childress.

Are you with me so far? Good! Lets press on to the second line of the quatrain.

Line Number Two:
Twin brothers in celestial dispute, Mars at its zenith, shall defend the stronghold. Twin brothers can only be Pat and Kevin Williams, the massive wall of the Viking defensive line. Both are all pro and have been referred to as twins and brothers, though they are not. But for Nostradamus looking 500 years into the future, the twin brothers are easily Pat and Kevin.

The celestial dispute can only be referenced to the Star Caps debacle. Insert Star Cap for celestial. The Williams are disputing the NFL ruling that they violated rules concerning steroids. Hence the celestial dispute, the Star caps debacle.

Mars at it’s zenith: Mars is the symbol of war, and it is at it’s highest point, it’s zenith. The Star Caps case is at a critical juncture with the NFL beginning in four days. If the Williams loses their case, (The war) they will be suspended the next four games. If they prevail, they will continue to uphold the defensive line. The Williams never swayed, never buckled under pressure, being ever stoic in their quest to defend their livelihood, their stronghold.

Isn’t this fun?

Line Number Three:
The third line of the quatrain becomes very interesting.
The great son of apostle Peter lie in tandem with the 22nd man of the serpent, reign upon the battlefields as the Taylor waits patiently for his cloth.
Lets break this up into sections. The first part, The great son of apostle Peter is the one and only Adrian Peterson. Peters son. Peterson. Adrian has been deemed one of the greatest running backs in the league today living up to his namesake.

The second part of the line, lie in tandem with the 22nd man of the serpent calls out Percy Harvin. If you recall, Harvin was the 22nd man selected in the NFL draft this year. His college was the Florida Gators. To Nostradamus, who never set eyes upon an alligator, would easily assume the mascot was a serpent.

To see that the two, Peterson and Harvin would Lie in tandem and reign upon the battlefields is incredulous. Peterson when on the field commands usually an 8-9 man box front. With Harvin, the box should shrink by one or two leaving a 7 man front allowing Peterson to be even more effective. With the defense staying ever vigilant on Peterson, Harvin will be left one on one allowing him to press the defense. Advantage, Vikings!

In the last part of the line, as the Taylor waits patiently for his cloth. Nostradamus refers to one of the players by actual name. Taylor. As in Chester Taylor. Taylor is the backup running back, and spells Peterson for certain situations and third down plays. He waits patiently for his playing time and excels when on the field. Between Peterson, Harvin, and Taylor, there are no trio of backs better in the league.

Line Number Four:
The Bear, Lion, Eagle, shall no longer be welcome as victory blood runs green to purple, the spoils of war earned. For the Vikings to rise to the top, they must defeat their enemies, the Bears, The Lions, and the Eagles. The Bears and Lions are in the Vikings division, and must win these games to be atop the division. The mention of the Eagles excites me. Nostradamus suggests that they must defeat them before they can shout victory. As in, beat the Eagles in the NFC championship game. And it appears that game will be played in Minnesota, for the Eagles would not be welcomed there anymore. At home, in the dome.

The last part of the fourth line of the quatrain, victory blood runs green to purple, the spoils of war earned. This can only be interpreted as the Vikings claiming victory in the super bowl. The blood running from green to purple, perhaps indicate Brett Favre, once a Packer and Jet, where both jerseys were green, have now stained to purple, the color of the Vikings jerseys. The spoils of war, the super bowl trophy. Nostradamus predicts a Minnesota Viking Super Bowl victory.

The planets are aligned. Brett Favre is in house, Peterson healthy and on a mission, the defense strong with plenty of depth, the rookies ready to contribute in every game, and Childress, growing a beard to hide his winces whenever his kick jiggly butt offense sputters.

My own prediction for the Vikings. Favre does well controlling the game, does not put up superstar numbers, but adequate enough to make the offense click. Peterson gains 1500 plus yards. Harvin scores 10 touchdowns, becomes a threat on kick returns, Sidney Rice stays healthy and hauls in 45 catches, Shaincoe becomes an all pro tight end, Childress blows a few games with bone headed tactics, Jared Allen records 18 sacks, Vikings win NFC North, Win NFC championship game, win super bowl.

Hey, how can you argue with a 500 year old quatrain prophecy from Nostradamus deeming the Vikings victorious!

[Wembley Awesome™]

Just ambiguous to read into whatever you want.... I've seen some creative interpretations, this one is the most entertaining to date.

[VikAiRious]

But this is all made up, unless someone is quoting some guy named Mike Nostradamus.

[Glommer]

Um. I didn't read that whole bloat, but I thin *I* called this first. Even before "Mike". How's my hat looking, Ig?

[VikAiRious]

Originally Posted by Glommer

Um. I didn't read that whole bloat, but I thin *I* called this first. Even before "Mike". How's my hat looking, Ig?

Like it's made out of Toad butt, just like Belichick's coaching tonight!

[Glommer]

Don't ship it by way of Arkansas.

[VikAiRious]

Originally Posted by Glommer

Don't ship it by way of Arkansas.

It'll almost be as sanitary and clean as the Hats en stuff you sent me.

[SWEDE]

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LOL. Typical vikes idiot. NOW you're 10-1 eh? Don't you clowns EVER learn?

Ahh, the higher you get...the better. It's coming buddy, it's coming.

[VikAiRious]

Since that is not a real Nostradamus quatrain, I will offer up an actual one that has us beating the eagles in the playoffs. Probably the first round.

Century X, 97:

"Triremes full of captives of every age,
Good time for bad, the sweet for the bitter:
Prey to the Barbarians hasty they will be too soon,
Anxious to see the feather wail in the wind."

Interpretation:

First line:
"Triremes full of captives of every age"

This is about the Viking ship (Triremes) full of captive fans of every age.

Second line:

"Good time for bad, the sweet for the bitter"

Vikings fans have endured many years of the bad and bitter, now turn the times to Good and the Sweet - finally beating the Eagles in the playoffs.

Line three:

"Prey to the Barbarians hasty they will be too soon"

The Eagles will come out trying to force their way down field too hastily to open the game, and they will fall 'prey' to the Vike's Big D (The Barbarians). SO they will get behind so much early on that they can't run their normal game plan the rest of the game.

Line four:

"Anxious to see the feather wail in the wind."

The Vikings smell blood (Anxious) of the Eagles (feather), and blow the Eagles out as they scream in defeat (wail in the wind).

[69vikefan]

I like it !

[Sasy-k]

Since the Panthers lost Im changing my pick to Philly over Pittsburgh. McNabb is probally the best QB in the league who dosent have a Super Bowl win yet.

[SWEDE]

That scenario is possible..ergo Giants-Patriots, but that doesn't mean just because you deserve it, you get to play.